The Surgeon General has determined that viewing my free pics or website can cause hairy palms, blindness, seizures, heart problems, stroke, death and eternal damnation and punishment in hell
Remember when you were young and your mom wanted you to marry a nice girl and settle down and have a family --
WELL I'M NOT HER!
I'm the girl your mom had nightmares and warned you about!
Are you afraid of the wages of sin??
